If being a mommy was given titles like classes at school the following would be my class schedule.
Home economics: Where I run around trying to clean, cook breakfast, keep my child entertained and get ready for work all at the same time.
Business: 8 hours of work. Meetings, email, phone calls and memos.
Driver's Ed: Navigating my 60 minute commute to DC and home through rush hour traffic.
Algebra: Solve 1t + 1b = 5 million (AKA 1 tube of puffs + 1 baby = 5 million half shrunken snack food pieces stuck to various objects all over my home)
Chemistry: What in the world did you eat that when mixed with stomach acid creates feces of that color, texture and odor!?
Physical Education: Running around the apartment after my 1 year old and getting through bath time.
Music: Blasting Britney Spears and watching Nugget dance with her baby tambourine.
Philosophy: Reading Dr. Suess and contemplating "Green Eggs and Ham"